keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

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barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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thegirlincendio:

theskulljustattractsattention:

thegirlincendio:

Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them

I DIDN’T SAY ALL VILLAINS U SICK FUCK

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angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

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If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

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